And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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