The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
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how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
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I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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