State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
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So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
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omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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