Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Dear god my vagina.
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