it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
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I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
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Drunk is not a location!
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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