question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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