He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
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WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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