is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
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