why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
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dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
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Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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