Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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