Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
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Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
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Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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