I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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