Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
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i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
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no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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