i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
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so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
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So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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