How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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