One girl and one boy is just not enough.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
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she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
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All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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