I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
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we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
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So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
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