Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
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btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
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It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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