Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
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when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
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it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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