i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
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what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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