People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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