Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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