You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I got chris browned last night
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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