D3 body, D1 cock
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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