I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
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You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
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No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Randomize