Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Blood and glitter go together right?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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