Sry I called you an 8
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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