Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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