yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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