your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
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he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
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I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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