Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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