The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
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My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
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I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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