Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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