Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
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i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
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It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize