what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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