Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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