what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
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i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
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We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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