i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
