There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
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RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
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I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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