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As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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