i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
wow bdsm is so cute
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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