Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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