Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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