Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
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It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
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I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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