doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
im having a threesome with these popsicles
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
