i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
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First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
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But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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