I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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