p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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