Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
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GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
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I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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