The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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