whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
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Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
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I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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