I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
we should paint friendship bongs
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