The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
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I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
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I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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