He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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