Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
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